you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
guys I actually shed a tear
I’m at Disneyworld and tonight in honor of robin,the magic kingdom’s firework show was named genie’s wishes,and in the end they said “genie,you’re free”
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
Reblogging because i need to have this futurama gif set on speed dial.
Don’t fuck with your animals diets please, hippies.
If your animal is vegan, you aren’t. That’s abuse, folks.
James Magnussen Unshaven And Shaven…
Sexy As Frackin’ Hell, Baby!