May 2013
themasterslover:
morgrana:
morgrana:
*gets more than 10 notes on a post*
i don’t want to know how you feel now that this post got so many notes
To those who follow me and I never greeted
nori-the-dwarf-thief:
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
vvant:
*likes your personal post to let you know that i’m here for you bro*
grungeisde4d:
this is really selfish but
why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better
why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks...
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
why do drugs when you can do me
Me when I eat an apple: I'm so fucking healthy.
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Sad moment when I don’t get to see my boyfriend for four months :( Sometimes, being in the Merchant Navy sucks
